Well, it may not be pretty (in fact I know it's not!) but this is what a left buttock looks like 3 days after being bitten by a very large dog. Note the sensational purple colour (tending towards a sickly greenish yellow over the next week I would imagine) surrounding four puncture wounds made by exceptionally large teeth.
I have spent the last couple of days impersonating the Tower of Pisa whilst attempting to sit down and occasioning serious gales of mirth from various work colleagues when explaining why it is that I seem to be listing a little to the right ...
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